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and
FINALLY...

"And
I
Curled
My
Hair
for
This...?"
Finally
got
a
picture
without
something
blocking
the
camera
Now for the Captions!
Winning caption from Dawn Stier
highlighted
below
Michelle's thought for the day:
"White out the three shorter fingers"
"...And if this hand doesn't make you disappear.....the other hand has a 357 Magnum pointed just south of the Mason Dixon line"
Anthony Rocco - Corning, NY
Wha... Wha... What the ________ is that???? or
OK Brad, if "That's All", no thanks!
Nick Rizzo - Las Vegas, NV
"Whoa, mister....I'm the brains of this outfit!"
Sue Korf - St. Paul, MN
See, my hands are clean and I even scrubbed under my nails...... or Yes, my hands are clean, now give me the blinkin olives, I need a couple for my Martini.
Kathy Baltar - Oakland, CA
"You use Hendrick's in that martini, then we'll talk.
Life's too short for cheap hooch."
Meg Nugent - Blacksburg, VA
Stop the World I Want to Get Off!
Christine McNeil - Upper Marlboro, Maryland
"High five, Brad! You got the time zones thing right!"
Jim Bird - Jupiter Images, Gatineau, Quebec
"Hang in there Brad...the labotomy will be over real soon"
Helen Salerno - Philadelphia
Couldn't really come up with a good caption for your picture since I figured that it really wasn't a picture of Michelle at all but rather a picture of Brad himself in drag!
Colonel Brett Boyd - York, SC
STOP RIGHT THERE ! I MAY WORK FOR FREE , BUT MY PICTURE WILL COST YOU !
Glenn Staniec - Los Alamitos, CA
"I was afraid it wouldnt come out, but look."
"Now tell me, have you EVER seen a money line like that one?"
"Brad, Brad, Brad, Oh my gosh, I heard of whitening your teeth but jeeze."
"I was able to stay inside the lines when I was this many years old."
"No, closer or I'll breath on you, and I had a salad with onion, garlic and Caesar dressing."
Rich Aquilina - Manasas, VA
"I'm too sexy for my shirt!"....or...."Wonder what this button does?"
Paul Alkire - Bellvue, NE
"I'm an actess. I get PAID to have my picture taken."
Chris Johnson, Boston, MA
Brad, look I invented a new National past time:
Microphone Petting !
Brett Bailey - Newport Beach, CA
High five! or Bright Light! Bright Light! or Who drank all my Martini?
Jules Wrethman - Balloch, Scotland
"Please, Brad...Step Away!
You can't handle the hotness that is me!"
Karin
Bell
-
Braselton,
GA
"Give
Me
Five
Minutes
More."
Ellie
Kligman
-
Woodland
Hills,
CA
"Brad, I told you not to take my picture. I don't have my teeth in yet"
Linda Gibson - Covina, CA
Technically
challenged,
sweet
Michelle
doesn't
realize
sign
language
doesn't
work
on
the
radio.
or
No
More!
Five
martinis
is
my
limit!
or
New MartiniInTheMorning money making scheme - PALM READING!........A tall, dark, crooner will soon enter your life."
Paul
Bishop
-
Camarillo,
CA
On my honor I here do pledge to keep and protect the lounge lizard way of life and it's music.
Cecilia Tipton, RN - School Nurse, Fountain-Ft. Carson, CO
"Reach
out
and
feel
the
healing
power
of
radio.....yayuh..."
or
"This
is
how
Sean
Penn
deals
with
the
likes
of
you
radio
photographers...Take
that
National
Enquirer!"
Laurence Todd - From Someplace
The accountants replace Brad with a glove puppet,
Here's Michelle in rehearsals.
Chris
Gomm
-
Potter's
Bar,
England
Do I
really
have
to
salute
like
this
every
time
we
play
Danke
Shein?
Craig
Hardwick
-
Santa
Ana,
CA
"Are
my
fingernails
on
backward?
What
kind
of
manicure
is
this?"
Helen
Salerno
-
Philadelphia,
PA
"Don't
do
it
Brad.
You
know
the
accountants
said
if
you
give
away
the
last
set
of
martini
glasses
we
have
to move
back
to
Roger
Schlesinger's
office!"
Diane
-
Palm
Desert
"Michelle
demonstrates
her
seated,
behind-the-desk
Macarena
technique."
or
"...
then
the
boat
went
up
the
wave
just
like
this,
and
that's
when
I
threw
up!"
Ron
Hazen
-
Rantoul,
IL
Show
me
again
how
to
do a
Vulcan
mind
meld.
Mary
Coffee
-
Whitefish
Bay,
WI
Some
things
are
better
left
to
the
imagination
Kelly
Everett
-
Toledo,
OH
"Talk to the hand because my face is still at home sleeping"
Vicki Duckett - Azusa, CA
Please,
no
pictures
until
my
shift
is
over!!
Kathy
Maus
-
Fullerton,
CA
Brad,
please
don't
sneeze
again!
Greg
Brose
-
Bossier
City,
LA
"Diamonds
ARE
a
girl's
best
friend!
Especially
when
given
by
my
dear
sweet
husband!"
Lisa
Ackerman
-
Orange,
CA
STOP
the
insanity!
Brenda
Scherer
-
Rockford,
IL
Let me brush my teeth and get a cup of coffee before I deal with you.
Richard Rondomanski - Cerritos, CA
I,
Michelle,
promise
to
bring
Brad
a
Latte
from
Starbucks
every
morning..."
Rob
Zeeb
-
Corona,
CA
(Brea
PD)
See my Life Line?
It's getting shorter by the minute working with Brad!
Dawn
Stier
-
Valley
Cottage,
NY
I'm
NOT
ready
for
my
close-up,
Mr.
Chambers!"
or
"The
Radio
Paparazzi........
AGAIN?"
or
"What?
I
don't
remember
anything
in
my
contract
about
photo-ops"
Kathleen
Sauer
-
Southport,
CT
Hey, there's a diamond in there somwhere!
Christina Rich-Splawn - Ponca City, OK
"I just have one question Brad... why are we doing this at 5 am?"
or
"Ooh ooh... pick me!"
Lauren Brunjes - San Marino, CA
"Talk to the hand"
or
"I'm radio, I'm to be heard not seen"
Sally Lee Talbott - West Palm Beach, FL
"Not Until My First Cup of Joe!"
Teresa Jeschke - Arlington, VA
Stop! in the name of love.
or
to quote ringo starr at the end of Helter Skelter "I got blisters on my fingers."
Jack Sutton - Deal, NJ
For God's sake, Jon, I'm on the air!!
or
Per Brad's arduous procedures, Michelle must always raise her hand before speaking on the air.
Mark "Flash" Gordon - New York, NY
At least she has nice fingernails!
Kathleen Smith - Fort Mill, SC
"Taxi!"
or
"Brad, may I be excused?"
or
"Way, way too much microphone glare"
Tom Chinicci - Emmaus, PA
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