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Caption Contest

Congratulations to our winner Dawn Stier of Valley Cottage, NY her caption is highlighted below

                      
You Write the Caption From a Massachusetts Lounge Lizard in Exile:
Trying to help bump up the visit count on the MITM Web site I see the truely awesome shot of your palm print. Puh-LEASE. I've see the few other pictures of you on the site. And there's a picture of you and your hunky actor husband Jon at IMDB. You're a beautiful woman and should have your picture on the MITM site. Consider it free advertizing for you a treat for the rest of us. And from a Louisiana LLIE: After all the picking on Michelle, will we be able to see a clear shot of her?

In our quest to respond to your requests for pictures of Michelle (no one asks for pictures of me - 'wonder why?) We tried...

                                 

        In other cultures, this would be referred to as "The Paper Veil"            This would be the "Hand Jive"

                                         
      Michelle "Allowed" me to post this one           I think I look bad when I don't shave! Come on Misha!

 

and FINALLY...

"And I Curled My Hair for This...?"

Finally got a picture without something blocking the camera

 

Now for the Captions!
Winning caption from Dawn Stier highlighted below

 

   Michelle's thought for the day:
"White out the three shorter fingers"  


"...And if this hand doesn't make you disappear.....the other hand has a 357 Magnum pointed just south of the Mason Dixon line"
Anthony Rocco - Corning, NY


Wha... Wha... What the ________ is that???? or
OK Brad, if "That's All", no thanks!
Nick Rizzo - Las Vegas, NV


"Whoa, mister....I'm the brains of this outfit!"
Sue Korf - St. Paul, MN


See, my hands are clean and I even scrubbed under my nails...... or Yes, my hands are clean, now give me the blinkin olives, I need a couple for my Martini.
Kathy Baltar - Oakland, CA


"You use Hendrick's in that martini, then we'll talk.
Life's too short for cheap hooch."
Meg Nugent - Blacksburg, VA


Stop the World I Want to Get Off!
Christine McNeil - Upper Marlboro, Maryland


"High five, Brad!  You got the time zones thing right!" Jim Bird - Jupiter Images, Gatineau, Quebec

  "Hang in there Brad...the labotomy will be over real soon"
Helen Salerno - Philadelphia


Couldn't really come up with a good caption for your picture since I figured that it really wasn't a picture of Michelle at all but rather a picture of Brad himself in drag!
Colonel Brett Boyd - York, SC

  STOP RIGHT THERE !  I MAY WORK FOR FREE , BUT MY PICTURE WILL COST YOU !
Glenn Staniec - Los Alamitos, CA

  "I was afraid it wouldnt come out, but look."

"Now tell me, have you EVER seen a money line like that one?"

"Brad, Brad, Brad, Oh my gosh, I heard of whitening your teeth but jeeze."

"I was able to stay inside the lines when I was this many years old."

"No, closer or I'll breath on you, and I had a salad with onion, garlic and Caesar dressing."
Rich Aquilina - Manasas, VA


"I'm too sexy for my shirt!"....or...."Wonder what this button does?"
Paul Alkire - Bellvue, NE


  "I'm an actess. I get PAID to have my picture taken."
Chris Johnson, Boston, MA


Brad, look I invented a new National past time:
Microphone Petting !
Brett Bailey - Newport Beach, CA


High five! or Bright Light! Bright Light! or Who drank all my Martini?
Jules Wrethman - Balloch, Scotland


"Please, Brad...Step Away!
You can't handle the hotness that is me!"
Karin Bell - Braselton, GA


"Give Me Five Minutes More."
Ellie Kligman - Woodland Hills, CA


"Brad, I told you not to take my picture. I don't have my teeth in yet"
Linda Gibson - Covina, CA


    Technically challenged, sweet Michelle doesn't realize sign language doesn't work on the radio.
or
No More! Five martinis is my limit!
or
New MartiniInTheMorning money making scheme - PALM READING!........A tall, dark, crooner will soon enter your life."
Paul Bishop - Camarillo, CA


On my honor I here do pledge to keep and protect the lounge lizard way of life and it's music.
Cecilia Tipton, RN - School Nurse,  Fountain-Ft. Carson, CO


"Reach out and feel the healing power of radio.....yayuh..."

or "This is how Sean Penn deals with the likes of you radio photographers...Take that National Enquirer!"
Laurence Todd - From Someplace


  The accountants replace Brad with a glove puppet,
H
ere's Michelle in rehearsals.
Chris Gomm -  Potter's Bar, England


  Do I really have to salute like this every time we play Danke Shein?
Craig Hardwick - Santa Ana, CA


  "Are my fingernails on backward? What kind of manicure is this?" Helen Salerno - Philadelphia, PA

  "Don't do it Brad.  You know the accountants said if you give away the last set of martini glasses we have to move back to Roger Schlesinger's office!" 
Diane - Palm Desert



  "Michelle demonstrates her seated, behind-the-desk Macarena technique."
or
"... then the boat went up the wave just like this, and that's when I threw up!"
Ron Hazen - Rantoul, IL


  Show me again how to do a Vulcan mind meld.
Mary Coffee - Whitefish Bay, WI


Some things are better left to the imagination
Kelly Everett - Toledo, OH


"Talk to the hand because my face is still at home sleeping"
Vicki Duckett - Azusa, CA


Please, no pictures until my shift is over!!
Kathy Maus - Fullerton, CA


Brad, please don't sneeze again!
Greg Brose - Bossier City, LA


"Diamonds ARE a girl's best friend!  Especially when given by my dear sweet husband!"
Lisa Ackerman - Orange, CA


    STOP the insanity!
Brenda Scherer - Rockford, IL


Let me brush my teeth and get a cup of coffee before I deal with you.
Richard Rondomanski - Cerritos, CA


I, Michelle, promise to bring Brad a Latte from Starbucks every morning..."
Rob Zeeb - Corona, CA (Brea PD)


See my Life Line?
It's getting shorter by the minute working with Brad!
Dawn Stier - Valley Cottage, NY


I'm NOT ready for my close-up, Mr. Chambers!"
or
"The Radio Paparazzi........ AGAIN?"
or
"What? I don't remember anything in my contract about photo-ops"
Kathleen Sauer - Southport, CT


Hey, there's a diamond in there somwhere!
Christina Rich-Splawn - Ponca City, OK


  "I just have one question Brad... why are we doing this at 5 am?"
or
"Ooh ooh... pick me!"
Lauren Brunjes - San Marino, CA


  "Talk to the hand"
or
"I'm radio, I'm to be heard not seen"
Sally Lee Talbott - West Palm Beach, FL


"Not Until My First Cup of Joe!"
Teresa Jeschke - Arlington, VA


    Stop! in the name of love. or to quote ringo starr at the end of Helter Skelter "I got blisters on my fingers."
Jack Sutton - Deal, NJ


For God's sake, Jon, I'm on the air!!
or
Per Brad's arduous procedures, Michelle must always raise her hand before speaking on the air.
Mark "Flash" Gordon - New York, NY


  At least she has nice fingernails!
Kathleen Smith - Fort Mill, SC


"Taxi!"
or
"Brad, may I be excused?"
or
"Way, way too much microphone glare"
Tom Chinicci - Emmaus, PA





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